Think YOU! want to just go out for a short run
after putting it off all week?
Think YOU! grabbed the house keys
only to second guess yourself
RIGHT as you slam the door behind you?
Hard up for excitement?
Then Call:
And in only 15 short minutes
and
ONE EASY PAYMENT OF $75 DOLLARS
(or three installments of $25 dollars)
and
YOU!
YOU!
can finally enter your home.
Call [...]
You know you are hard up for excitement in your life when the thing you are looking forward to most is the eyebrow waxing you scheduled weeks ago during a moment of complete and utter desperation to rid yourself of the fugs.
Oh, so many years ago, I used to be much better about maintaining my [...]
We have been talking about updating our aging cell phones for several months, now, and with the recent accidental drowning of Bubba’s beloved, I stopped this afternoon to pick up some new fandangled equipment that the zitty prepubescent boy behind the counter promised would “rock my world”.
And “rock my world” it sure has. I [...]
