Mental note: when the house inspector tells you to install a sump pump — INSTALL A SUMP PUMP!
[slaps forehead]
All welcome for a swim party in our new 11-inch deep heated underground pool. Owners not responsible for possible electrocution by submerged furnace.





OMFG. Can’t wait to sit in there and drink some Margaritas.
You should start charging neighborhood kids for admittance to the “pool”